i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
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Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
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I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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