your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
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