At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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