It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
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Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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