Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
You did what with his pubic hair?
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