ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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