hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
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I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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