i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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