I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
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I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
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I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
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