We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
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