butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
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You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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