Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
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