Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
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I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
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Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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