...so i touched it.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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