so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
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