Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
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