I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
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She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
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I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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