I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
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Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
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I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Damn victory sex feels great
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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