i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
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worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
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Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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