one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
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Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
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When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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