I'm jealous of your bromance
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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