They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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