Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I'm both gender and math confused
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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