So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
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i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
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Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
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