I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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