i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
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I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
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My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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