i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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