Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
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I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
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Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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