; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
send nudes
from the living room?
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
Randomize
