are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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