We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
