note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
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Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
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The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
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