he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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