I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Randomize
