we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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