i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
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oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
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Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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