what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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