i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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