After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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