If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Farmville is her only friend.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
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Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
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she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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