I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
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You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
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It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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