I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
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