This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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