Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
