Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
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im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
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How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
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