Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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