do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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