Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
it's like heaven, but drunker
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
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