Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
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i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
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You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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