She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
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Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
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We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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