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• (772): View more from Florida

  Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend

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• (917): View more from New York City

  i puked in the mini-firdge

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  we don't have a mini-fridge?

  (917): View more from New York City

  bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  "tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..

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• (646): View more from New York

  I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..

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• (415): View more from California

  i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT

  (912): View more from Georgia

  WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends

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  Pharmasutra?

  (702): View more from Nevada

  Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms

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