Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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