I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Alive.
So much puke
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
Randomize
