he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
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What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
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Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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