Only a mothe r could love this liver
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
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The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
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Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
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