he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
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I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
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but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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